This was the funniest part of the whole piece. I laughed right out loud. 😂. I loved this piece. BTW - my game of choice is Blackjack. I once played for 3 hours on $20 before I ran out of chips. At one point I was up about $100. But - like your friends- I came to play and be entertained. Once the $20 was gone - I found something else to do.