Old women make them produce the actual documentation. And you would be surprised to learn that many of them will. If they don’t — you are better off just calling it a night. This is — in fact — a brilliant litmus test. “Yes, you will need to produce documentation of a recent STD screening AND wear a condom until we decide we are going to be mutually exclusive.”

Because that’s what grown-ups do.

If he isn’t interested in providing you with proof he can’t kill you with his bodily fluids — walk away. Without an apology. You deserve to survive. And you do not have to sleep with every person he’s slept with.

No one is that good in bed — to risk your life for.

Just another reason why dating an OR nurse is not for the weak of heart. ;)