OH MY GOD! I laughed so hard I had tears — You so nailed this!

It is sad about your mom though. My mom was the same — she never mentioned sex. Ever. I assume she had it at least 3 times as I exist and I have 2 older sisters.

I — for one — intend to use it so I don’t lose it.

This was a great post! I. Loved. It!

Self discovery in progress, stay tuned

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