I loved this. Laughed all the way through it. I am The Party. I can drink most any one under the table. Any One. Regardless of age, sex, size. Remember Marion Ravenwood from Raiders of the Lost Arc? Yep. That’s me. However — just because I can drink your ass under the table doesn’t mean I choose to. The Gift of being a grown up. Wisdom. 💜 Living this long brings out the best parts of All. The. Things.