I LOVED that the jackass led with ‘Be Thin’ and directly followed with something about cooking. Apparently classy women aren’t actually allowed to EAT their own cooking…just saying.

This Classy Lady can swear at you in two languages. And if any man came at me with that particular list of requirements…I would do just that. AFTER I stopped laughing at him.

If men’s greatest fear is ridicule — they should knock this shit off really soon. Because that is just complete FODDER for everyone out here. Every. One.

You know my opening line: I ain’t afraid to love a man. I ain’t afraid to shoot one either. (Annie Oakley). Oddly — being a good shot didn’t make the list. Guess we’re both out of luck. ;)