As a nurse — I’ve see more of the real thing in person than many prostitutes. If one presents itself — my J.O.B. was to put a tube in it. Per FB meme with Maggie Smith — she may or may not have said it — but it is still damn good advice — on both counts.

“My dear, religion is like a penis. It’s a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.”