#1 Dating after divorce is hell. Who told you it was fun??? Oh. My. God!!

#2 Dramamine. Dramamine. Dramamine. You will sleep and get rid of the nausea.

#3 Stop thinking. Do fun shit. Do it alone. You’re probably pretty good company when you’re not nauseated.

#4 If you’re worried about what kind of parent you are — you’re a good parent. Crappy parents have no self awareness.

#5 Everyone has the same conversation with their parents. God knows my kids do.

#6 Life gets better. I promise. Dating never does — but life — yeah. That gets way better.